JUST A REST

There's been general outrage at my recent absence. I do have my reasons and they are associated with much ponderance and reflection on my predicament. I am fed up with talking about constipation, diarrhea, incontinence, old age, pensions, no money, ill health, doctors, high blood pressure, boredom, inability to get a part-time job at minimum wage; the fucking list just goes on and on and on. I get morose at writing about it and even more morose at reading the shit. Who cares that I've a labeled disease, nobody, except those assoles who've got the same. It's not an exclusive club. Over 50%% of this miserable population have one affliction or another.

So what I am to do?????????????????????

I guess it is worth living a few more years so that I can experience my grown-up kids make further in-roads into their lives. Be there for them when they need a listening luggole, bear witness to a marriage or 2, celebrate passing outs, job success, new births and shed a tear when it all goes peetong. God knows how they afford their own houses without the parting of cash from one source or another and the provision of a free Christmas break is always welcome!!!!!!!!!!!

Even to the trained eye, it can be gleaned that I am able to string words together to form a sentence. Grammar maybe dodgy, infinitives are often split, subject and objects confused, past participles present, spelling always correct courtesy of spellcheck (Yankee style) and with liberal use of 4 letter words which means that my writing is cert.18. Well this is a start, some might say, to bigger and better things. What I wish to do is write and write and write. Should it be fiction, should it be erotica, should it be children's, should be travel, humour, chiclit, agalit, oldfartslit, dearbilllit.......................................
What should I write??????????????/

I could write a book on "How to Fail in Small Business". This would make a change to normal style of self-help books that tell how to succeed, how to be a good business person, how to market, how to sell, how recruit staff, how to win & keep customers. Bookshelves are full of the hyped - up books. What about some hyped - down books? Would I be setting a new trend by stating "How not to Do Anything". Like "How not to Bring Up a Family", "How not to get into Debt", "How not to get an ASBO"," How not stay in a Relationship" and so on and so forth and so fifth.

I will do research, take advice, listen to soundings, trawl the internet, talk to my god for inspiration, navel gaze, apply cream, nibble nails, drink tea, do the
SU DOKU (note the spelling variant, courtesy today's TIMES), talk to the birds, plants and myself. Draw up a list, make a plan and then chuck it all away!!!!!

sometime later, readers when I've got it!!!!!!!!!!!