THURSDAY is a GAS

It took me over 3 hours to do today's feindish SUDOKU!!! Good job that I've got fuck all else to do. It was particularly difficult.

Two appointments booked for today. One for the British Gas engineer to service the boiler expected between the hours of 12 and 6 and the other for some company to change the gas meter expected between the hours of 8 and 6. Another reason to be at home all day. Why on earth can't these people give you a fixed time. Once before when we had trade appointment, the bloke came when I was trying to have a crap. He rang the doorbell twice in quick sucession. I certainly wasn't going to stop doing my stuff so he fucked off and left a note through the door saying nobody was at home and to phone the office to make another appointment. I enjoyed making that phone call as you can imagine!!!!

My new executive management chair arrived today, as well, amidst all the gas goings on. It came via TNT in a fucking enormous box big enough to hold 10 illegal immigrants. The driver very kindly un-did the box in the drive and lugged the chair upstairs for me as he could see that I was a spastic bastard. He wanted a piss anyway. What a nice chap!! So I'm in place at the right height feeling like the boss again. I am really impressed with eBay. I only paid for it using my newly set up PAYPAL account on Wednesday afternoon. Who needs shops??

Bill Oddies Springwatch series on BBC2 is giving me a bit of fun on their website. I joined the message board and posted a couple of entries and people have actually responded to me. It's nice to know that someone takes me seriously!! Of course, they don't that I'm a cunt with attitude. I'm amazed at the number of folk who are totally absorbed into this programme and it is almost as if they care more about the birds in their gardens than they do about their
kids. It is the last week next week, so watch it.


tata..............................................